{"id":687,"date":"2016-05-25T09:42:47","date_gmt":"2016-05-25T07:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/canal-literatura.com\/apoesia9\/?p=687"},"modified":"2016-06-06T03:45:57","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T01:45:57","slug":"144-autoayuda-por-f-underwood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/144-autoayuda-por-f-underwood\/","title":{"rendered":"144- Autoayuda. Por F. Underwood"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Autoayuda<\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>El hombre de la tele no se calla.<\/p>\n<p>En la portada del libro, una monta\u00f1a<\/p>\n<p>y un sendero por todos transitable<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>hasta la cima,<\/p>\n<p>que invitan a leerlo,<\/p>\n<p>a tomar de la mesa el <em>bestseller<\/em>,<\/p>\n<p>abominaci\u00f3n amarilla de mil p\u00e1ginas.<\/p>\n<p>Pero ya me aprend\u00ed cada palabra.<\/p>\n<p><em>Alcanza tus metas<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Supera tus miedos<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Y el inefable <em>S\u00e9 t\u00fa mismo,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>pero la mejor versi\u00f3n de ti mismo<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>La tarde cae. Mientras tanto,<\/p>\n<p>yo apago el televisor,<\/p>\n<p>busco la comodidad de mi cuarto<\/p>\n<p>(a la mierda el \u00e9xito y ser productivo)<\/p>\n<p>Debajo de las novelas, de antolog\u00edas,<\/p>\n<p>de colecciones de poemas<\/p>\n<p>que solo yo puedo leer sin un bostezo,<\/p>\n<p>se ahogan las p\u00e1ginas del <em>bestseller<\/em>,<\/p>\n<p>la monta\u00f1a y el sendero.<\/p>\n<p>El cuaderno en mis rodillas.<\/p>\n<p>El l\u00e1piz entre mis dedos.<\/p>\n<p>Busco algo m\u00e1s all\u00e1 de la ventana,<\/p>\n<p>en las calles lavadas por la lluvia<\/p>\n<p>que siguen oliendo a despedidas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autoayuda &nbsp; El hombre de la tele no se calla. En la portada del libro, una monta\u00f1a y un sendero por todos transitable<\/p>\n<p> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/144-autoayuda-por-f-underwood\/\"><span>Continuar leyendo<\/span><i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":61,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[5,449,450,13],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemas","tag-9-certamen-poemas-sin-rostro-2016","tag-autoayuda","tag-f-underwood","tag-poemas"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canal-literatura.es\/apoesia9\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}